They call them scalpers to honor them.

If the NFL appeals Judge Berman’s decision, shouldn’t the appeal be heard by Judge Berman?

Anytime that you have been successfully and accurately trolled by Pacman Fucking Jones, it’s probably time to find a new career.

a player who almost definitely did what he was accused of

^this is what “moving on” looks like apparently

Roller Disco Cranston is the Best Cranston. Always.

AND I’M THE ONE WHO THREW HUMAN SHIT ON YOUR CAR BACK IN ‘08-’11. Love the multi-year window!

He is probably the hottest over 50 actor going right now. As far as talent, personality, looks, etc.

Sorry Roger.

Besides, if that were the case, I’d expect to have heard about Shaughnessy and the rest of the sports department resigning in protest by now.

My favorite part of this is that this BCO involves: a server intentionally dumping sangria on a customer, a server trying to attack a customer through a window, a server basically intentionally spilling sauce all over a customer’s car, a server smacking a customer with a hot fucking pan, and a server intentionally…

Let me make this as clear and easy to understand as I can without using Sesame Street characters: nobody really has a problem with customers who come in “within the time limits” to order. What we have a problem with are customers who ABUSE that “time limit” technicality to make life more difficult for other people.

I work at a music venue and had some dude call about renting one of our concert rooms for his shitty show. After I told him we didn’t rent our room and that even if we did, that particular date was already booked, he didn’t believe me and asked to speak to the manager. I informed him that the manager couldn’t help him…

Never. The kid stays in the Jambaroo.

Every electric range I have ever used has a drawer that looks identical from the outside, but is a true storage drawer, but all of my gas ranges have had the broiler of horror.

...but maybe their treatment of women wouldn’t be so shitty if they were ever held responsible for their crimes, rather than the responsibility being attributed to the victims. They treat women that way because they can.

Denis Leary & Lenny Clark going off in the NESN booth. Pretty sure both Jerry and Don peed their pants that night.

The best comparison I have for Orsillo and Remy are the Magliozzi brothers from Car Talk. The best part of the show is one of them making the other completely lose it.

my favorite Don/Remy moment

There’s only one way NESN does things, and that’s “hamfistedly”. If you’re going to audition replacements for the on-air talent, at least have the courtesy to not force said talent into “vacations” to free up the chair for the (presumably cheaper) future alternatives.