They pay bus boys to clean up tables at restaurants, but it doesn’t mean I should crush up six packs of crackers and dump them on the table before I leave. It takes zero effort for me to take my trash with me on the way out of the theater and/or stadium. It’s much easier for me to do that than to expect someone else…

This is all craziness. Who can afford to eat the food they sell in the park? I snuck in mountains of snacks. And because it was the first time visiting for about half of our group, the veterans were like “oh, we HAVE to go on It’s a Small World and Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride and Pirates of the Caribbean...” etc., etc. but…

I worked for a while in an electronics store, and a customer came in on Saturday to fish the names of a manager and a couple of employees out of me (I didn’t realize what she was doing until after the fact). Then she came in on Sunday and tried to claim that our employee “Emily” had broken her phone screen while…

Not to be a jerk, but why must she die? She’s a customer. When coffee places decided to be artisans instead of “Here’s your coffee, cream and sugar’s over there” people started to expect they could have it their way. And Helen’s way is probably quite convoluted. So to save time for herself, the person making the…

My favourites were the ones who rang ahead. We literally once had someone who called ahead saying they needed 40 McChicken sandwiches and 40 medium fries and would be by in 30 minutes. We had one of the cooks dedicate themselves to it 10 minutes before they were due and when they arrived everything was ready for them…

Look, she REALLY needed to bring the boys to the yard, and she was on a deadline.

The sisters are efficient. I credit 12 years of their education with my distinct inability to handle bullshit. I am terrible at my current job, which is fundraising, because it is all suck up bullshittery.

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

Male here. That made you look idiotic. Nothing wrong with that but. Any guy you hear saying otherwise is just being courteous.

Male here.

Knowing that their journeys have been met with subtle jabs, open hostility etc. and they will continue to face more of the same along with sports talking head vomit and insincere platitudes, the two of them still managed to look at each other and share this moment, with smiles. One of the greatest fuck yous to those…

I’ve never done anything near this level, but I ref my social dodgeball league and the shit I take compared to the guys is unbelievable. I’ve been called a bitch multiple times, one time told to watch the way I talk to people because I’m making myself unlikable, told that I don’t “know the fucking rules” and, in a…

Tall Ball Paul in Small Gaul Brawl

Get your romance running

Boston has been suffering from Stage IV Shaughnessy for quite a while now. It’s been rough.

Get well soon, John.

Looks like even Nate Silver’s jumping off the bandwagon.

When keepin it real goes wrong...

Yeah, the real stuff will grow mold.