Stories like that always remind me of this:
I have no idea, but you’re gonna really enjoy this blog about the most ridiculous baby names ever. http://jessica-jensen.blogspot.com/2015/04/names-…
I’m pretty sure the number one thing that leads to kidnapping is people deciding to kidnap.
Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it
I can only pray that he tried to heckle Peter Sagal and Carl Kasell kicked him the face.
“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”
Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping.
There’s a guy in my extended group of friends who looks exactly like me, except he’s better dressed, five years younger, has a deeper voice, and is gay. The first time we ever talked at length he was complaining about how long it's been since he'd been laid. So yeah even if I was younger, better dressed, manlier, and…
What annoys me most about these emails are the fact they are nearly illegible. This is a random email I pulled up:
Is anyone else actually surprised that Human B-Side Rita Ora fails to elicit enthusiasm/recognition from someone in more or less her own industry? Because I’m not.
That is amazing. Too bad they didn’t have a ribbon at the bottom of the screen during the gas station interview. “Radical feminist lesbian porn star likes lower gas prices.”
Log rolling in our times.
Having had the good fortune to serve beside her on both courts, I can attest that her opinions are always thoroughly considered...
Seriously. Don’t make a lady work for her disappointment.
I had a friend who hooked up with Vincent Gallo and apparently he just asked her to take her shirt off, jerked off on her, told her he was narcoleptic and fell asleep.
There are a surprising amount of gifs and pictures of this kids crotch.
I was talking to an unnamed source for the Patriots and he said Aaron clearly needs to MATURE. Really FOCUS on adding some elements to his murder game. Real pros know murders aren’t won and lost with the EXECUTION, but with those little things, like alibi, and cleaning up evidence. When you’re in college, you can get…
Or you believe that the police would protect a big black guy FLORIDA STATE QUARTERBACK ON THE VERGE OF WINNING A NATIONAL TITLE that is accused of raping a little rich white middle class black girl. SHIT DOESN'T ABSOLUTELY DOES WORK LIKE THAT.
I hired two guys off craigslist who I'm 99% sure were on meth during the move. It was the fastest move of my life and nothing was broken.