After reading a couple episodes in which restaurant staff were either assaulted ( threatened) or battered ( touched in an unwelcome and threatening manner), I want to implore everyone who is or will be working in a restaurant to LOUDLY INSIST to your f$#&ing spineless managers that you have been the victim of a crime…

My coworker is constantly dating women and then bragging how cheaply he made it out of the date. "She ordered a steak so I just ate the free bread that was put on the table" or "Damn she wanted desert, no tip for the that guy". Unsurprisingly he doesn't have many repeat dates.

Ha the Root Chakra from Yacht Rock 4.

Did you see that reality show Average Joe II, where the girl tells the guy she chose that she has a huge secret to tell him? She tells him she used to date Fabio and he loses it and breaks it off with her. It was bizarre/ hilarious/ no way it’s true / but almost too crazy to be fake

I imagine it always being accompanied by a finger gunshot and wink.

My friend’s grandmother went on a date with Elvis! He gave her a ring to wear at the beginning of the date and asked for it back at the end. That was the only date. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quarter rotated plaid on plaid pockets. Seemed like a good idea. Was not.

Towards the end of our third date, this girl I was dating sheepishly said she had something important to tell me. Expecting an STD story, I started sweating. It took her five minutes of “Ughhh... this is so hard to say...” before she finally tells me her mom banged Huey Lewis. She got pissed and stormed off when I…

I honestly hope that, for her husband's sake, he got out of that marriage. I hope he took all of her pickles in the divorce. I imagine this woman with a pantry full of jars of pickles, and him taking ALL of them.

Oh my God, I think we used to work somewhere for the same manager. Our general manager was a raging asshole in several ways you describe and never stood up to customers EVER, but his defining moment was when he came up behind me, grabbed the bottom of my shirt, and yanked it up above my breasts. His defense? HE didn't…

(This isn't about correcting another customer in food service, but my point is that I DO call people out on their bullshit.) I was flying from Atlanta to LA last week and had been upgraded to First Class. (I fly at least twice weekly and am upgraded due to my status - my company doesn't pay for FC fare.) The guy…

My dad is one of the best known and most beloved figures in the small town where he lives. His father was one of the founding committee members of the local social/bowling club. Dad was the President of both the main Club committee and the Bowling arm for numerous years. He heads the group of volunteers who take…

But, it's in the wrong order!! Shouldn't it be Park n' Eat?? Do they launch the food into your open car window with an air cannon before you even reach the parking lot? If so, you can hardly blame them for the quality not being the best ;p

I do this a lot at stores and things if I'm in line behind someone who is acting a fool over nothing. I don't "read the riot act," per se, because that usually just makes them more angry, but I stand back there and say things like "Are you really doing this right now?" or "Your temper tantrum is wasting everyone's…

I worked at a Good Times drive-through and a lady asked for "a lot a lot of pickles" on a particular sandwich that called for 3 pickles. I interpreted "a lot a lot" as meaning 9 pickles somehow. Probably because a lot is twice and a lot a lot is three times. Either way, I made the sandwich with 9 pickles.

A huge chunk of feminists have issues with men, which manifests in their powerful malice towards the male writers here.

I'll just say it: people with lots of children tend to be nuts.

Oh thank god.

Is this like a press conference? "The ppeople deserve the truth, Mr. Pinkham!"

"I did not have sex with that restaurant."

that last story... I was crossing my fingers the management was going to kick this horrible POS woman out of PF Chang's but NOPE!!!! that made it the worst story of this bunch by a landslide.