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GustavusAdolphus
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I'm sorry, I really love Kathy Griffin, but what the fuck is she talking about? Her entire comedy schtick, for the past 20 years, has been making fun of celebrities' personal lives, emotional problems, and yes, their looks mercilessly. She made jokes about how 'crack-y' Whitney Houston sounded in all of her comebacks,

NOOOOOOOOOPE. Domesticated rats are an actual thing. Domesticated chipmunks are not.

I'm more of a cynic and I see this as Kathy attempting to put a noble spin on her chance to jump off a sinking ship. She didn't mind joining 7 weeks ago when people thought Fashion Police still stood a chance. That show was Joan Rivers. They should have pulled the plug on it at the same time that they pulled the plug

Her replacement is ready to step in, with no one the wiser.

She tried to tell him no, he wasn't hearing it, and then she ended up feeling she failed his test. And she was right. She told Don on one of her first episodes that he was destined to remarry in a year, and it looked like she might be the bride. Instead, he picked a woman who in the episode in question comforted Sally

I don't remember the name of the episode. Pete was in the apartment alone for the weekend and he ran into the neighbour's nanny. She was crying because she'd tried on her employer's fancy dress and got a stain on it. Pete put on his slimy charm act and told her he'd fix it for her, and went to the store and got the

Dude, if you're ever feeling adventurous I still have his number.

I actually like Megan, and have since she went to California with Don and the kids and showed Don how people can just be, like, normal about regular family shit that happens and not weird and dramatic and reactionary all the time. I think her recent turn is unfortunate (though realistic) — she clearly enjoys being

Where she got me was after she smashed up the car and she was wigging out about the idea Sally could have gotten a scar on her face.

Maybe more people would know about Virginia's history if it hadn't taken them 80 YEARS to establish their first college. Massachusetts had one in six. That Said Maine had a colony established in the St. Croix River by the French a whole year before Virginia, but you don't hear us bragging about it.

In Massachusetts, we spend a long time on our history too. But that's because we basically invented America. *flips hair*

"the vagina achievement"

That just made my day.

that's entirely different.

You're assuming they're after some sort of mutually enjoyable adultish relationship, rather than trying to unlock the vagina achievement.

Smobbin Smight is the #1 actress I hate irrationally! I know you people all love her, but one of these days she's going to eat a puppy on live TV and y'all will understand why I've hated her since the first time I saw The Princess Bride.

Oh god I can't bear MLP. I find her annoying, grating, flat and unpleasant. And the way everyone always raves about her like she's the second coming just throws salt on the wound that is her.

I get what you're saying about people who are generally on feminism's side not being beyond reproach, but this "true ally" shit has got to stop. I am telling you, as a guy, even when we understand there are problems and treating women equally is the only reasonable way to behave, it takes a long-ass time to really

Yeah, sure. Aziz Ansari is in the PRIVILEGED GROUP! Growing up a skinny little Indian kid in South Carolina must have been a breeze. I'm sure he coasted along on nothing but privilege as the white male patriarchy embraced him. Yes, I'm being sarcastic. You are the problem.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the

I think the pager is one of those ones they give you at TGI Fridays or shit when you're waiting for a table. His old lady didn't keep it from her days of slinging rock on one-two-five.