Not to mention he was on "The League", a show about Fantasy Football.

I went to Smith, and that was not my experience.

Christ, even Jolie Kerr has to use burner accounts. Thanks, Kinja!

You are part of the problem.

I read a Yelp review one time that said the sandwich was delicious, she would recommend it to a friend, but the space was kind of small so "you might have to sit next to strangers." Two stars. WTF?!

I recall a similar story from a few years back when a girls outdoor track team lost out of a title after an opposing coach narced on a kid (who won the pole vault or something like that) for wearing an illegal Livestrong style wristband. When asked afterwards, the coach basically boasted that he'd noticed the girl…

This place just celebrated it's first year in business. I have probably been there 30 times over the last 12 months and have never had any interaction with a staff member that wasn't great. This place has consistently exceeding my expectations at every turn. I was there on Friday night. The place was mobbed, I had…

DooWee here owner of past DooWee and Rice in Somerville and executive chef of soon to be open DooWee's @ Wonder Bar. I fully support Michael in this situation. In the first month of opening at my former restaurant, I received a threatening email from an anonymous email engine saying that they wanted multiple trays of…

People move fast (only negative non-review so far)

Posted a review based only upon the ridiculous so-Santa Fe ban...

The weird Twilight Zone shit is WHY I used to go to Waffle Houses around midnight. A friend and I stopped at one in Stockville, GA, long ago, and "Jailhouse Rock" came on the jukebox. Our waitress explained to us at length that she had been in the county jail many times, and not once had they ever let the inmates…

How about shooting them then?

"He has a very particular set of skills. If you troll his daughter he will look you up. He will dox you. And he WILL ruin your reputation on Google. This march, Curt Schilling is TAKEN ABACK"

I often order my whiskey neat. I had a bartender once proceed to give me a shot. When I explained I wanted it in a rocks glass but with no ice, she stated that just because she gives me a bigger glass I won't get more whiskey. I said I know but I want to sip it. She then asked my why I would want to sip a shot. I…

Just as exotic as having a martini at a Hyatt Place in NJ. Poor kid searched everywhere for gin, grabbing everything from Hennessy to Tequila, showing me each bottle, and asking "Is this gin?" To be a little fair, he was a front desk guy, and Hyatt Place makes Front Desk do everything whether or not they're fully…

Aw, I always try to be nice to people who have misfiring moments like that, cause I had one myself. I started working in newspapers after college as an English major and there were a bunch of industry writing terms I'd never heard before, including something called a "nut graph" which is basically the second or third…

It's like PIGlio griglio.

The first time I ever heard of Arribiatta sauce.

"I have full confidence in my teammates to execute that play because we had run it so many times."

I always like to show people a graph from spurious correlations when they say that autism has increased since the invention of vaccines.