I'm pretty sure if it was "genderization" Kanye cared about he would not be married to Kim Kardashian.

No Garth Blundin?

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

MY CONTROL COLLAR IS MALFUNCTIONING BEEP BOOP

I can see that person's point: they both have scallops in their names. Its confusing. I mean, take the scalloped hammerhead shark or scalloped tongs. ARE THEY SCALLOPS OR POTATOES?! THERE'S NO WAY TO TELL!!

I actually have no idea what your point is, beyond "I, too, am sometimes mad that I can't get whatever I want in whatever place I happen to be in, so I will support a stranger in a story who is facing that situation."

ok, willfully ignoring something like that is an impressive feat. i'd want to demonstrate the bat for them in a very personal way at that point

SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A BOWL WITHOUT SOUP IN IT. If you don't understand this, you are a heartless elitist.

Its not the bacteria, its the parasitic worm Trichinella spiralis. See back when most pork was fed garbage, the animal would end up getting infested with the worms, which laid eggs, which hatch and then swim around until they can find a nice muscle to burrow into and form cysts. When you eat those muscles without…

I would just like to share, along these lines, my recent eating experience. My friend told me that he had listened to a program on NPR that basically said the reason they were relaxing the cooking guidelines on pork is because the bacteria in pork that makes people sick is essentially extinct. I went to a Chicago…

It almost gets to the point where you just hand everyone a meat thermometer the minute they walk in so they can see for themselves.

Agreed. He makes it sound like her vagina is like a Marriott Courtyard and Tyga had the good sense/foresight to call and request an early check-in time. Just no. All around, no.

As a woman who dated a 25-year-old at 17, it made my stomach turn. I can't speak to Tyga and Kylie, but I know my 25-year-old boyfriend started grooming me shortly after we met, when I was 13. And I remember thinking how awesomely mature I was that a man his 20's wanted to be with teenage me. I'm 30 now, and got out…

Def looks like he's about to yell a racial slur.

HA! My college roommate got birth control through our school's clinic when we were freshmen, and her parents found out when their health insurance provider sent a standard letter about new claims. They drove like six hours just to confront her, letter from the insurance company in hand. I'll never forget my friend…

I'm never in time for this but here goes.

I don't know if it's the biggest whopper, but it's definitely the most entertaining one.

I am the secret behind a never ending family joke.

This is a burner account because I still don't want to be caught. It was just so awful. I felt like I had to lie and manipulate, so I did. I also would do it again in a heartbeat. There are outright lies and lies of omission. I'm guilty on both accounts.