My suspicion is that it is a fairly common occurrence around the league. But after the Patriots got all cute with their formations and eligible receivers the week previous, someone decided at some level that it was payback time.

No, statistics show that firearms do increase a risk. You have a right to own one (or many). Fine. But please don't pretend like it doesn't affect anyone else. Please don't act like guns aren't dangerous, that only "bad guys" who are "inside your house" have to be concerned. Guns are inherently dangerous and…

RIP innocent chipmunks :`(

That is dangerous nonsense. Inanimate objects increase risk if they are inherently risky. Pretending otherwise is utterly foolish. Fundamental human fallibility can never be eradicated. It can be reduced, but any security expert will confirm that you can never, ever eliminate that risk.

Well, uh, we can't write a law just for Irresponsible Chris, so that is what I want. Responsible Joe is going to have to adapt.

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

Incidentally, it's the NOPEapple

You are an asshole who likes to treat people poorly. You have proven further through your comments that you are a vile person. Insulting people by calling them "retarded" illustrates that you are a zero human. Crawl back to your hole.

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

A poster named zodiakleo claims to be the offender in the story. Didn't want to reply to it directly.

Two commenters just tried to explain to you that your requests ARE extra work for the kitchen and the server has to act as a liaison between you and the kitchen...meaning servers are getting shit on from both sides. If you're not sure if a particular modification is extra work—ask! Most things are already prepped…

Please tell me you've seen the version with the Street Fighter sound effects added!!! Adds a whole new level of awesome to this video!!

but I'm assuming that *if* you did this to accommodate your son the other people in your party would be ordering off the menu... not just taking up space in a restaurant that could be used by people who actually want to eat what is on the menu.

Not totally related to your comment, but it made me think about a customer spill situation I had last summer. Serving brunch on a super crowded patio, tray of 6 mimosas, and a toddler veers into my path. To avoid stepping on him I kind of hopped to the side, and proceeded to spill EVERY single mimosa on a woman and…

Distraction for her partner the pickpocket who was working the company-lunch table.

Performance art is enervating whatever the venue.

I WANT TO HEAR MORE BUFFET STORIES

Oh my god I am dying for this wretch of a human to come screeching into the comments.

Sooooooooooo... they ate their whole meal, probably ran poor Miranda ragged (because they are dicks) and then, after being provided a service, refused to pay her for it? After getting $50 off of their meal from a Groupon? Holy shitsnacks, I want to punch something right now, but I'm in the office and that's…