Even if that is what you meant (I honestly have my doubts), it still isn't evidence of anything in particular. Anecdotes are not data. Of course there are going to be occasions when a) someone's immune system was weak and thus even with the knowledge of how to fight off the disease they still get sick (which is why…

People don't get smallpox anymore because enough people got vaccinated that the disease died out (except for lab samples). Measles, mumps and whooping cough are starting to come back with a vengeance because idiots don't think they need to get themselves or their children vaccinated anymore. It's been in the news. A…

Old ladies are the best at shade! My greatest regret for Thanksgiving weekend is that I didn't follow through with my plan of chronicling all my grandma's shady, passive-aggressive comments, because I was too busy having a good time with my family. And now I don't have any good stories for Shade Court. Here's an old…

And then Chappelle reprised the same subject in 2000. But obviously, black people have just been making this shit up for the past 4 decades and there is no proof that police treat black people any differently.

Don't forget about Spag's!

Right? Do they have Zabar's receipts for eyes? Woody Allen DVDs where their mouths should be? Head-to-toe Lincoln Center tattoos? Nonstop complaints about the 1? What's the tell?

No, it's still going strong to this day. If it makes a difference, it is a 24 hour truck stop diner. Also, Never eat sushi from a truck stop.

But seriously, this "comment" was like a half step from telling people to bring a goddamn chicken to the restaurant with them and roast it over the table candle. JFC.

I don't think so? Although after the company got taken over by Landry's, I would think there's only one video they'd show, and it would be titled "You Are Disposable And We Fucking Hate You, Now We're Going to Spend Six Months Poking You in the Eyeball, You Horrible Poor."

I try not to be judgey about May/December relationships; lord knows I have daddy issues.

Madeleine! I am being really nice and politely requesting deets on your mom's make-out session. As I am probably around the same age as your mom and definitely Kiedis, I am both age-appropriate for this story and also entitled as an elder.

Well except for this dude, who has apparently worked in restaurants for years yet still thinks it's acceptable to bring your own tea bag, make outrageous off menu requests, and sneak in alcohol in a flask. I am pretty sure the latter is actually illegal (liability reasons) and will most certainly get you kicked out.…

It's simple. When you get your beer, ask the bartender if there's room for a shot of whisky. When she says yes, ask her to fill it with beer.

Oh my God, you sound like ten of my most annoying customers ever, all rolled into one.

Menu repositioning. Apparently, customers are far more likely to buy items located in the middle of a menu page, so restaurants will deliberately place the products with the best cost-value margins there.

I'm pretty sure "breading" a cow is just a chicken-fried steak tbh.

I can't eat a whole restaurant meal anyway, so I say Yay! Less waste!

Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.

there are things labeled Parmesan that don't so you're left all confused in the cheese isle.