That is insane. Even the dumbest PR calculus will tell you to shut the fuck up on this one and let it blow over. The cops do not have jurisdiction over NFL behaviors that don't violate the law. (Insert joke about not having jurisdiction over NFL behaviors that do violate the law.)

Are white people thugs who riot after their team wins? Because you hardly ever hear about that in the media, let alone anyone calling them thugs. It's almost as if, the vast majority of time, the word is saved for a certain context . . .

I implore you to look at the evidence provided to the grand jury. I've read every piece of testimony they did. Nearly every witness conflicts with the testimony of every other witness. There are even conflicting reports from within the statements of Wilson's. A motivated prosecutor could indict a block of wood if he…

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

"J0hn's" story is not worthy of posting here or even retelling at a shitty HS reunion.

Awesome potential Twilight Zone episode here.

I've been a little obsessed with this current round of accusations, as I had my own brush with Cosby back in the early '80s. My job at the time put me in his sight line and he was, I can see in retrospect, "grooming" me for this type of encounter. I could very well have been one of these women, if I had ever believed…

Where have all the real women gone? Oh, they were killed by baboons.

I, for one, am shocked BlumpkinLabiaMania was unable to place that quote into context.

You can, however, organize a massive conspiracy to ensure that someone always takes the parking spot he wanted a split second before he gets there. Just hundreds of volunteers all over LA, working in shifts. Not following him around, but waiting for him to show up, and pulling into the parking spot right before he…

"I'm just a simple unfrozen caveman, your modern "psychology" is confusing and scary to me."

Nope. Cosby isn't having to face any jury. No judge. No trial. No execution. His life isn't ruined. He's sleeping soundly in his nice warm bed in his nice warm house. Tomorrow he'll wake up and spend his day in whatever manner pleases him best. He can spend his millions on anything he chooses, be it fine lawyers,…

OOoh! A guy one OKCupid once did NOT get a date from me because I asked him about his life (you know, as one does to make sure someone isn't a creep or a serial killer) and he refused to answer and then referred me to his iMDB.

Based on these tweets, I'd guess it started as foot cancer.

This explains the disco ball with a note attached that got thrown through my window last night!

Apparently, they ALL stole it from Agnes (née Moehringher) Schneider of Cincinnati, Ohio. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icebox_ca… #TEAMagnesneemoehringerschneider

This breaks my heart even more than the original post. Maybe I'm generalizing based on my own experiences, but there are those good and bad moments in our lives that we crave to repeat or struggle to forget. I don't know if anyone saw the movie 'The Loneliest Planet", but there is a scene where one of the characters…

I'm pretty sure the fact that you professed to having a favorite clown on the internet just landed you on some kind of watchlist.

Renee Zellweger isn't letting down the sisterhood by changing the way she looks any more than a woman who loses a lot of weight, or gets lasik surgery because she doesn't like the way she looks in spectacles, or has a birthmark removed, or gets her teeth straightened, or any of a thousand other things that people do…