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I doubt Kristin Chenoweth is looking to have children with any man who thinks she's Kristin Cavallari, the reality television performer.

"Oh yeah, Janice Dickenson, wasn't she raped by Bill Cosby? Let's book her immediately." SAID NO ONE EVER. What, you think people are lining up to give prizes to rape survivors? What the actual fuck?

That picture looks like one The Onion would use next to the headline "Middle Manager Feels His Borderline Offensive Coffee Mug Helps Bridge Gap Between Him and His Direct Reports"

Yes. It's super irrelevant and awkwardly placed.

*runs in breathlessly*

Standing on them makes a fuckload more sense than eating them.

This is all I can think of

Honestly, my first thought when I read this was that the dog has clearly started its own pack and is running wild, with vague-but-fond memories of the human who once cared for him. Perhaps one day they will meet again, when she is in dire straits out in the wilderness, and he will save her, bringing her his kills,…

"I sense more financial irresponsibility in your future. See ya next week!"

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Well, I am Mexican, living in Central Mexico, the term taquitos is something completely gringo, to us 'taquito' is a term of endearment for regular tacos.

I think it's important to keep in mind that he may not have been literally thinking "let's' make some racist art today" but that doesn't mean that it couldn't have been influenced by something racist or had the net result of depicting black women in a problematic way

I agree. Why does the standard by which all other t-shirts are measured have to be the dead white t-shirt? There are lots of good T-shirts of other colors, and they're easily as important and relevant.

Ugh. She'd be comin home with nothing but easy mac and popsicles and frozen fish sticks. The WORST.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Sorry. I was running low and panicked.

Man, for the first couple of sentences, I was even kind of sympathizing with Robert S. I'd be pretty annoyed if a bar told me they couldn't give me tap water, especially if I've already spent money on other drinks. Not "leave a review on yelp" annoyed, but "huh, that's kind of shitty" annoyed. But oh man does he…