I don't know. Let's ask Erich Kulas.

I’m kind of surprised Maori doesn’t play for the All Blacks.

One of my favorite moments of the past 10 years is still when not only didn’t Chicago get the 2016 Olympic bid, but they were voted out first. I can’t even imagine how the corrupt Daley machine would have fucked us over if that bid had been won.

Why do the Olympics need to take place in the same city at the same time? Wouldn’t it make more sense to spread out the games across the globe? It’s not like the curlers are also skiing downhills. The soccer players aren’t also on the skeet shooting team. They could all be playing on different continents and it…

The Bears are going to demolish the Saints.

It takes money to mint money. And it you get the taxpayers to help subsidize Wrigley, that’s Doublemint!

Just for shits and giggles, and possibly being a bit contrarian, I wanted to state the case for Harold Baines...

Using the radical step judging a player by old fashioned stats:

Baines had a career .289 batting average with 2,866 hits, 384 homers and 1,628 RBIs. Compare this to a relatively recent HOF player whose…

Gaedel came up just short on votes, if memory serves.

No Peterman, No Peace.

Well the good news is after postponing the game for Kennedy, we learned our lesson and no one tried to assassinate a president again.

Who does Oliver think he's dealing with, Minor Peargray?

I would be a lot more convinced that LeBron is still top flight if Cleveland wasn’t doing so damn well in his absence. 

He just wishes these kids would have taken more time to mullet over before making their decisions to transfer.

Chandler will always be there to save his Friends.

Apparently, yes I do. Shit. 

You deserve a hug for this post. Partly because you hit the nail right on the head, and partly because it reminded me of Silent Bob shouting in Jay’s face in J&SB Strike Back. “The SIGN! On the BACK OF THE FUCKING BUS!”

Once Herman had a chance to mullet over, he had no beef with Gundy it seems. 

Tragedy.  No way they had time to buy duty free. 

If Phil Rivers has taught the Chargers anything, it’s to never pull out.

Thanks dawg, it’s pretty sweet