To be fair, expensive fake implants have often been a ticket to success in Los Angeles.

That anger was not Warrented

That’s not him you fucking idiot.

The Mooch in the Press Briefing Room
George O’Leary at Notre Dame
Mary Bono at USAGA
Rick Pitino in an Italian restaurant

I came here expecting this exact joke and damn, if you didn’t deliver it perfectly. Well done.

One must be of a certain age to get this joke.  I am of that age so take your star, sir, and be gone.

I didn’t see that the joke until it was too late, and then splat.

Whoa whoa whoa, you shameful ghouls!... Where is your decency?  Wishing ill and mortality on the likes of Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and others like that, flippantly, with reckless disregard for decency, and failing to mention Dean Spanos...

In his defense, Death first approached Virginia McCaskey, but she put a cigarette out in his eye and laughed at him.  Again.  

Remind me again whey teams/fan bases seem shocked when the journeyman free agent QB that was never good enough to start but got thrust into starting by an injury and ended up catching lightning in a bottle by playing well enough to not lose while his defense carries the team to a playoff berth they signed to a huge…

You can lead a horse to water, but can’t make him properly evaluate talent.

Yeah, and that’s that Kubiak isn’t a very good coach, either. Phillips won them that Super Bowl and Kubiak should be given credit for not getting in the way of that, I guess. 

She never should have Cher’d her opinion on Twitter.

Later he turned into a tree.

Citation needed. For research purposes.

executive-level beef is cool and should definitely happen more often in the league.

I don’t know about y’all’s kids, but that’s why mine are here at all.

I don’t necessarily agree with or like the “mature” tag, but it certainly is quicker than typing in “curvy women that graduated high school about the same time as I did”.

Thibs shouldn’t feel too bad, there’s a lot of motherfuckers out there. Otherwise the MILF tag on Porn Hub wouldn’t be as popular.

Haslam’s excited to finally own a football team.