MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

You sweet summer child. 

If Ben wants to fuck off to Cambodia forever, that would be Phnompenhal.

OTOH, who would have thought it would be the Chinese police who finally called Harden on his traveling. 

Well, I don’t know if the Rockets can be a contender after all this, but they are certainly shaping into a real Challenger.

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

Nope, anyone who roots for Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty are assholes.

It’s like when a base runner beats the throw and steals second, only to be called out minutes later because an extreme close up of a slow-motion replay showed their hand coming off the bag for a quarter of a second while the baseman’s glove was still on their back. While technically a correct ruling, it’s one that…

The “directly into his nuts” assessment seems questionable from all evidence and has unfortunately shaded this whole fight as far as Khan quitting or not quitting. Let’s just put it this way: if a shot that far to the side actually affected Khan reproductively, he’s got a future in a different business ahead of him.

I haven’t seen a six day beating this bad since 1967.

I don’t think it was fake, but it did seem odd that Earl Hebner called for the bell and then just ran off

“Bret tackled Bret.” - Vince McMahon 

Man this team sure is *puts on shades* snakebit

Go to hell. +1

This is god’s punishment. Diamondbacks were never meant to have legs.

Hey now!

Oh yeah, today’s “advanced” designs will definitely stand the test of time, unlike, say, Monticello or the Guggenheim. 

In fairness, I have actually cycled to Astros games via the Columbia Tap Rail Trail and the Brays Bayou Greenway, which provides a pretty nice connection (a bit too many stop signs on the Columbia Tap though). Of course, that still only reaches a tiny portion of the metro area, and even then, significant portions of…

I worked at a liquor store and we got an allotment of Pappy Van Winkle (Pro tip: It’s overrated). The store manager had a bottle of the 20 year and was admiring it. It slipped out of his hands and broke on the counter top. The nature of the top made it pool other than about 2 ounces. We very carefully picked out the…