He was probably just Russian through the form and forgot.

I’m wondering if I met with Sergey Kislyak last year? Because apparently I wouldn’t remember, if I did.

Paul Ryan sees himself as Stifler.

This show is a delight. I am also enjoying Neff’s new son of God aesthetic. Praise be.

After Jeopardy, we chant WHEEL..OF..FORESKIN! Do you, also?

Every Day is a Winding Digestive Tract almost works.

“definition of compassionate: a compassion that is balanced between the people who get the benefits and the people who pay them.”

When you push your spouse off a cliff, do not keep possession of an area map with an X indicating the spot.

You guys ever post something online and/or here and instantly regret it?

Me, I’m partial to someone with a keen understanding of how our government functions and prior experience, but I’ve always been an odd duck.

Then wouldn’t he have to change his last name? Anthony Drooper? Anthony Limper, Anthony Softie

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Ever see them in the same place at the same time? Both orange. Both fixated on food (be it lasagna or the most wonderful chocolate cake you’ve ever seen), extremely moody, hate exercise and Mondays, often found standing in or near sand (the litter box or golf course variety) ...

RESIGN NOW YOU MISERABLE TANGERINE FUCKSTICK

Well ... hypocrisy is a Rethuglican “value”.

I think her character was created for all the Sarah Palin fans, knocked up in high school, just like Bristol!

Tim Allen truly is a paragon of conservative values, namely a white guy arrested and charged with a felony who emerged relatively unscathed to judge others harshly.

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.