Like a bib? I probably should be wearing a bib.

I came to say almost the same thing. My idea of luxury is owing a stack of cashmere crew neck sweaters in all of the neutral colors. Alas, I am a gross person who almost always has peanut butter on her clothes. And I just lick it off when I find it.

I went to Scientology ‘school’ until the 6th grade. Although, they told me I was in the equivalent of the 11th grade by then. I can’t imagine how I tested into the appropriate grade I when I left for public school.

My mailbox is a bank of mailboxes down the street from my house, in front of a play structure and little gazebo type thing. I don’t check the mail very often- it’s all garbage. However, almost every time I do, there are teenagers making out.

Word. I’m lactose intolerant. I loooove feta and goat cheese, but I’m constantly weighing my love of those cheeses with how willing I am to tolerate the intestinal distress they cause. I eat lots of Parmesan.

Peanut butter cups and gin? This is a build your own period tent type thing, right? I don’t really want company.

If my nails are even barely past my fingertips I will cut myself with them at least 2x before I dig out some clippers. I don’t know how anyone functions with fingernails that long. Like, how do you wipe?

Well, I definitely will now.

Holy shit- are we possibly related? I also have a terrible aunt who loooooves to send mass emails about this same thing. Some of her other favorite topics include: abortion is murder, Obama is a socialist who will (has) ruin(ed) our lives, and plenty of overt rascism and homophobia. I speak to her a little as…

It’s generous of you to assume he any decency.

Yes. On the show. By actors. However, my point was that the conservatives who are up in arms over the cancelation of this show are purposely ignoring that part of the show.

Everything I do embarrasses her, might as well do what I want. With tons of pockets.

Yeah, I will eventually. The whole daughter not wanting to be seen with me is a point in favor of the overalls.

I have wanted these exact overalls for eve. bonus: my daughter said if I get them, she won’t be seen with me in public.

I did too!!! But my 12 year old is obsessed with these Garfelf ( not a typo- that’s what it’s called) videos other 12 year olds make and put online. I am corrected daily on my pronunciation.

Oh dude. How do you deal with that? Pretty sure I’d be a raging alcoholic or at least have been arrested at least 3x since the election. I live on a military base and I only talk to like 2 of neighbors.

It’s super cool that these dudes ignore how the oldest daughter on that show had a baby, not only out of wedlock, but also in high school ( I think). That’s not really a conservative value- at least, they say it isn’t- it’s one of those do as I say, not as I do kind of values.

I am also ‘addicted’ to lip balm, but I shell out the 2 extra bucks for burts bees- as it is superior to fucking Chapstick.

My mom has colon cancer, as of Wednesday. I can’t really reconcile my feelings about this.

I had a coversation with my therapist today about this very thing. Is he a legit psychopath? Or is he only a narrassict with the amount of power he always thought he deserved? She says the latter. But how long before a narssisict becomes a psychopath?