Where’s Luigi when you need him?

He fired most of the team responsible for the supercharger network. Tesla took US subsidies in exchange for opening up the network, and clearly hasn’t done so at any real scale.

Nationalize this shit. Take the network away from the petulant child.

That’s fine, I use Firefox anyway.

The Orca has more sense than him.

Fortunately for people, there are no recorded orca attacks in the wild, just the ones in captivity. Orcas have very consistent diets and habits that get passed down generationally in the pod and it appears no pod has ever cared about humans (yet). That intelligence, specific diet, and likely rare interactions with…

We can only hope he’s brave enough to do it again until the orca gets its lunch.

Getting near an orca and it’s calf? How is this guy still even alive? 

I’m guessing a cow is more aerodynamic than this thing. 

A dozen cops for one stolen ca . . . Oh.

Yeah, but the same money could also get you into one of these that drives even better and has a TON of history and racing pedigree instead...

I can’t hear you above all the laughing

Also you get that bullet proof Italian reliability that Alfa Romeo is famous for.

Your BIL also just lost ~$5k in equity overnight with these price cuts.

One of my neighbors just got a Lyriq! It’s great, an actual luxury vehicle, not up-marketed junk like the Model Y. Plus you don’t see five at every stop light like you do Tesla. Great choice.

Yet many will vote for one. 

Inventory is at record levels because people don’t want to buy a badly made car from a white supremacist piece of shit con-man.

What, are you crazy? That wouldn’t be a good idea at all!!!

> Buyers at West Point Lincoln in Houston, Texas can lease a 2023 Nautilus for $199/month at 0.9 percent APR for 24 months with $6,452 down

The solution is to sell the car and get out of debt with a cheap used car she can actually afford. The solution is to not buy a new car, because she can’t afford it. As I wrote in the article.

Ignore his critics. Notice that none of them give examples of his getting stuff wrong. Brownlee didn’t get 10 of millions of regular viewers by being incompetent.