I’m pretty sure there’s something in the book of Revelation warning the saints not to trust a man who wears a suit with a Jesus piece.

I truly think that he believes he’s going to live forever because he simply cannot comprehend that the world will continue to exist once he’s gone.

Stroke?? The healthiest man alive who has unparalled stamina and can singlehandedly take on school shooters unarmed, using only his vast military school experience in hand-to-hand combat??

I want a docu-series of Bird and Taurasi wrecking jabronis at various Ys once they retire.

It’s okay, Drew. It’s not your fault.

Why you gotta bring up old shit!? LMAO

Imagine how complex life would be if every product you consumed had to pass some idiotic test of moral righteousness.

Nike donates clothing to the Military*

“Here are the expensive new Nike’s I already paid for!”

Nike needs to come out with Nike-branded U.S. flags. Then, watch these morons struggle with what to do about them.

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

That’s 2018 in a nutshell, isn’t it? “I don’t know much about this thing, but let me educate you on it anyway.” 

Pulled from the top of my head:

Don’t know much about Alex Jones but know enough to know that if you think he’s “an extremist” you are in for a rude awakening in the not too distant future, a rude awakening you pull closer with every attempt to silence opposition.

The black church is way overdue for its own metoo and timesup movements and those two idiot preachers showed exactly why.—-AMEN and AMEN! I wonder how many women he has privately “ministered” to/ “prayed” with. Funny, people like him always look past their own dirt to tell you about yours.

He was garbage and aligned with the dancing coons who supported 45- Clark, Carson, Steve Harvey, Chappell, and those black preachers who keep popping up and those who watch Kelly sit on her feet on that Oval Office picture.

I’m too old to be learning new acronyms for a group with 30+ years in the game. I’m either going to call them New Edition or Air Bnb because that’s what that acronym looks like.

“hm, how can i fix the many, complex problems in this world? Oh, I know, I’ll see someone of the opposite sex do something and then assign that action to all men and then hate all men as a result. Seems healthy and not at all over the top insane and sexist...

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