I predict Trump will pick up this narrative very soon.

I think we should put all the blame on the female Democrats who ignored this poor guy in High School!

“I will not tolerate Mexicans, or anybody else, acting in a violent way towards our men and women on the border.”

The question is why did Splinter lose their knickers over the statement?

Did I miss something?  All she said was that if the agents are shot at, they’ll defend themselves.

It’s true.

Black Republicans. White Thugs. Police arresting white people. North Carolina having an “ethnic intimidation law.” I’m getting dizzy. Dis tew much.

Aneurysm is what you’re thinking of.

*Minivann

I’d heard rambling conspiracy theories about Soros since I was old enough to pay attention to politics, but it wasn’t until years later I learned he was Jewish (I knew he was Hungarian). It suddenly made so much sense why he’s the right-wing boogeyman: “mainstream” conservatives can rail against him for supposedly…

You mean this guy?

Man, remember when the mail would just contain anthrax? #simplertimes

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

Perhaps it’s a super white thing [...] like no wash clothes or testing God through physical activity like parkour.

Are they sure they didn’t mishear Kiedis shout “Suck My Kiss” and he simply didn’t realize that noone on the Lakers would be old enough to get the reference?

I just turned my ad blocker back on for Splinternews.

I voted for Gillum. My 84 year-old traditionally conservative mother voted for Gillum. I see Gillum signs everywhere - I only see DeSantis signs where clusters of deplorable candidate signs are posted. And they’re mostly not homes... street corners. This has been a completely unscientific poll. 

Mike Vrabel: redeemed.

...and THAT is why you always go for two!