Eh, in a list this long on a topic so extensive, the top-10 are all basically ties.

Gawker Was Good 

I always wait to cast my vote until the octogenarian wife of a former football coach who was fired in disgrace after it was determined he covered up decades of child sexual abuse weighs in.

Ah yes, we all forget the real victims in this story of a powerful man failing to do anything about child rape - the wins.

That’s....that’s not a pine cone.

Would like to hear Tomsula’s opinion if this is authentic toilet soup before I agree.

Sometimes you just have to tip your cap...they have a solid team up in Colorado, you know you can always count on them to put up a good offensive performance. Imagine how special they’d be with just one more guy, someone who can really throw the ball. The Cardinals didn’t come out on top and it cost them a spot in the…

My condolences to everyone around Case Keenum next week, as he’s definitely never going to shut up about that wide open TD pass.

‘Hah! That was the worst move he’s ever made.’” She laughed at the memory.

Chill dude, it's a play on her song "Sk8er Boi", it's not seeious.

I had no problem carrying our son in a carrier, and often volunteered to do so when our son was small enough.  Until we switched to using a stroller more, I loved our carrier.

She was never, ever, ever, ever, EVER by any metric or any definition ever punk. Ever. Nevr. Nope. Nope. Nope. She was a bratty little kid from the fucking sticks with major eyeliner and serious penchant for posing. She was and remains a Poser. Not Punk. Don’t besmirch Punk.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

$0 because you’re not going to win.

I hate the patriots and cowboys completely and forever. By extension, I hate Sam Adams beer, Tony Romo as a commentator, Click and Clack, and both cities.  I view this as completely rational and will not seek the help my wife says I need. 

For 5yos? Yes.

“My son’s in first grade and there is a classmate...”

My little brother had to be leashed. No matter how tightly you held his hand or watched him he’d wiggle loose and BOOK IT. They almost had to shut down a SEARS once bc they couldn’t find him. Little shit was hiding in a clothing rack giggling. Mom said if she didn’t leash him one of them was gonna die. Either him…

How else are you supposed to ferry your sleeping child down The Strip at 2 AM with two fists of yard long cocktails, if not with a stroller?

My son’s in first grade and there is a classmate whose mom carries him everywhere. She’s petite and he’s not a peanut; his feet dangle past her knees. She carries him from the bus, she carries him to the bus, he sits on top of her on the bus. I thought maybe he had some kind of mobility challenge but them I saw him at…