Seriously, that mural is nuts.

Could you please cite the source that says LeBron made up his nickname? I feel like you haters talk that shit based on nothing. Also, it's King James not The King. Ikr, he's only been famous for 16 years. 

Probably the best thing I’ve seen all week:

He gone and he was never with us black folk. Well, maybe the Black Republicans roll with him, but I don’t fuck with the human embodiment of hogshead cheese

highschool years in the 2000's? hah, you’re still just a kid.

So he’s saying Wayans is too old for this shit?

I’d heard stuff before about Franken being kind of an asshole, whereas from everything I’ve heard Colbert’s practically a saint.

The part of this interview I found especially galling was this:

He is just an amazing person all-around. I’ve never heard anything about him that didn’t make me love him more than I did before.

I haven’t heard an OF COCK joke since, oh, before the Kinjapocalypse.

I read through that expecting a happy ending at the end where you gave up religion.

Damnit, Luke. I don’t like feeling old!

“You can’t blame everything on two comments,”

I’ll be honest—the women that these men victimized are serving a life sentence of having all the same feelings of shock and disgust come right back up again whenever they see these assholes, so why shouldn’t they have to serve a life sentence of keeping the fuck out of the spotlight? There are some things you do that…

The captains of industry had their chance to fix capitalism, but they keep calling out solutions as ‘socialism’ or ‘communism.’

I would also like to point out that Louis getting back into the business throws an admitted predator into the work place for these comedians. Women will continue to feel unsafe in a business that basically says that a famous man is more important than a safe work environment.

Not only should she continue to wear the suit, she should add those wide receiver gloves that form a logo when you put them together. The logo should just be a picture of her in the catsuit.

It’s okay. My wife won’t let our cat wear a Serena Williams suit, either.

I don’t even want to respond to that nonsense, but at the same time: he was there because he was hired to work on a farm by an influential Republican because that is how our nation has dealt with farm labor since before most of us were born. At least on the ground level, there is bipartisan agreement to keep doing it…