For you, Magnolia:

HOLY SHIT. It felt like all the other times right until it didn’t, all those weird goals and then bam we got it back. This means so damned much to me as a kid now 25 who grew up idolizing Alex Ovechkin. I wore 8 in high school hockey because of him and to see him finally climb that damned hill against Marc Andre…

I’m still in tears. Being a fan for over 30 years I can’t even describe the feeling. But it’s amazing.

I almost paced a hole in my floor, and then I cried with such relief and joy. ALL FUCKING CAPS!!!

(and for real, like it wasn’t dramatic enough without the clock issue? I was clutching my 15 year old in a panic haha)

We’re in the final stages of my fantasy of Ovechkin being a super spy sent to play in the NHL with the ultimate goal of winning the Cup to earn a trip to the White House and assassinate the president. I don’t condone assassination, but you’d have to respect the long game.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Damn, I made Deadspin???? Now I KNOW that I’ve arrived.

The way Jackson and Van Gundy were getting on James you’d have thought he had the worst 33-10-11 game in NBA history.

There wasn’t really a place for it in the blog, but photos of LeBron continue to astound me. (Gregory Shamus/Getty)

That poor baby being mocked. She probably expects her parents to pour chemicals all over that baby’s hair to get it as close to white hair as possible.

how many times are we going to do this dance?

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

The look that “what are we not listening to” guy got was well deserved.

He’s holding up the signs for them and they still refused to get it. Pissing me off.

Did you see the social media post from Turner maybe a week or so ago? He posted a photo of himself on the podium at some junior swimming event with the caption that read something like “happier times before SHE happened”. One of his comments was appropriately appalled and called him out on his shit. Fuck Brock Turner,…

I can really relate to this and that’s why her death hit me particularly hard yesterday.

I think about this everyday. On the outside I am a fairly successful attorney/writer working in nonprofit in DC. I volunteer, I went to law school as a second career late in life. I travel extensively and I’m a photographer who takes pretty good wildlife shots.

Many of the most successful, self-possessed, vibrant, independent women in my life struggle mightily with depression and anxiety, and go between wanting to put it all out there — listen, if I can live through this, so can you — and wanting to keep it all hidden, because showing weakness will ruin her capacity to be a…

Good. Fuck him. Giving slaps on the wrist to sociopathic shitheels isn’t a service we really need today.

Saffo said she and Andy Spade tried to help Kate check into treatment centers, but that she never went because “the ‘image’ of her brand (happy-go-lucky Kate Spade) was more important for her to keep up. She was definitely worried about what people would say if they found out.”