So how is Donald going to handle this one? I assume he’ll insist he was never going to invite them anyways and then talk about Kanye and how low the Black unemployment rate is.

Watching the Caps blow a 3-1 lead in the Finals would be some spectacular theater however.

Who was the other guy to whiff on a puck sitting in front of an open net against Holtby? He took a mighty swing but the puck ducked under the heel of his stick. Maybe that was the Caps-Lightning series.

Suck it up VGK. It’s the Caps well earned time.

Did you actually see any of the goals? The Knights defense was a travesty. Allowed all kinds of open space in the slot to go uncovered.

Public Service Reminder:

Twice in four months now I’ve found myself passionately rooting for the Philadelphia Eagles. I’m beginning to question a lot of things about myself.

Smh. Gambling has been legal nationwide for like two weeks and Vegas is already irrelevant.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

Look, Zach, the only way Fox is going to represent your religious expression is if you’re standing at full attention on the football field, refusing to give a gay fan a cake.

Disney’s non-Pixar animated movies have been universally pretty mediocre, and this looks no different. Another big corporate Disney wankfest here we come.

I have a crazy (don’t front, everybody has one) uncle that shot his wife in the head. Miraculously, she survived. My uncle was like, “Hey, It’s not like I killed her.” This logic reminded me of him for some reason.

Pretty certain that he got the tattoos in prison. He was put in prison for a crime committed while he was a police officer. The chronology of that means he did not have the tattoos when hired as a police officer.

Are we even going to feign surprise that a guy with multiple nazi tattoos got hired as a Louisiana police officer?

I love how Pocahontas’s hair randomly blows in the wind when she’s talking.

Bah Gawd! From the top rope!

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

That’s a spicy baseball beef, but playing three MLB games in less than 24 hours does seem to be pushing it, especially with travel in there.

Cinderella breaking the glass shoe to use as a weapon is my everything right now!