I just really want an explanation, 'cause I KNOW it'll be a good one.

Can you explain what you're talking about? You're all over this comments section and it's really bewildering. What did Japan do?

What?

I was wondering if it was Neil Cicierega, actually. I know his sister works there and he's done music for them before. He was actually in the running for the original theme song: https://youtu.be/TbUeDHfsvhM

Wait, how long have we had a sports column on here? Has this always been here and I just never noticed?

He also had a serious Iggy Pop thing going on.

Jesus, this corner of the AV Club doesn't feel like the AV Club I'm used to.

I'm a Trump-kin. I identify sexually and spiritually as Donald Trump.

The Norse god? More classic than most characters.

What I mean to say is, Star Trek is an EXCELLENT source of hot trade negotiation action.

Hey bro, ewoks are all man

This is why I prefer Star Trek.

I don't think that makes any sense from an advertising perspective. If they were going to kill him, wouldn't he be present throughout the movie and then dispatched in an emotional scene toward the end? The fact that they're not showing him makes me think they're waiting to reveal him as a surprise, not that they're…

I mean, Chewie goes without saying, right?

The trailer music did sound kind of Zimmer-y to me.

So who thinks that this isn't actually the John Williams score? Feels like an interpretation for the trailer by a more modern composer. That drum crescendo, especially.

Eh, I think there's a big difference between changing an established character's appearance and getting outraged over a new character who happens to be black.

Yeah I don't know how Apollo can say "they have less facial expression" in a mocking tone, given that they do have SO much less facial expression.

I can't think of any examples of this. Certainly Carl was still a normal black guy color in the early seasons?

When was this?