I'm disappointed with the AV Club commentariat. I think this is brilliant.

Man, Homer's voice sounds weird these days. It's frozen into Mannerism over the past 15 years.

This can easily be explained by the fact that the moon is several hours ahead of Earth time.

This was the golden-est line of the episode.

The former. Though I think it was my mom who named her.

I had an albino hedgehog as a kid. Her name was Sateen, the Sparkling Diamond, and all she knew how to do was run around in circles.

Coming out of a womb is a form of plumbing in itself.

This is a lot funnier if you forget that they're Metallica references and just read everything as strange non-sequiturs.

I always thought it sounded like it was recorded in a swamp. Like, in the swamp.

In all honesty, "Train Round the Bend" is one of my favorite VU songs. The vocals just stab through the song with such energy.

Why not Avalanchala? It's slightly closer to being a successful pun. It could have been about spiders eating snowboarders.

Damn, this looks good. And based on the trailer, the identical twins seem like the least creepy part of the movie.

It has an oddly mild IMDb description: "Down in the farm country of the US, twins are born. One of them turns out to be good, while the other becomes rather evil."

I heard that as "noodle-armed quail-boy" for so many years. I still kind of prefer it that way.

I don't know what I'm reading, but I like your thinking.

"…a heart-pounding thrill that short circuits everything but the most primal urge to shout along…"

I thought Gambon was alright in Prisoner of Azkaban. It wasn't until the next movie that he started getting all tweaked out and angry.

Now Thor, there's a good idea for a franchise! You get on that.

Is this old norse?

It's not so bad because they're both good songs, but it's always jarring when I see "Five Years" show up on shuffle and suddenly hear Bjork singing instead of David Bowie.