They didn’t pay for shit. The goose game is that fucking good. It captured people’s imaginations, and outlets like AV club are churning out some quick articles because they know that people are gonna click on that magnificent bastard, the horrible goose. 

Oh I’m riled up, but this does feel a bit like getting Capone on tax evasion.

This is good news, but it does kind of prove a point that with all the shit that has gone down, what got the Democrats on board was Trump trying to fuck with the standard bearer’s son.

Yeah, but whenever he plays Yin, they always tie.

this is fancy-grade kinja

Scott changes his surname to Noir and he and Virtue become crime-solving private maple syrup detectives in Quebec.

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!

What if they ARE fucking? What if clothed, non-penetrative, exhibitionism over ice is just their kink?

A photo can tell a thousand words but this one just says “Nuh-uh.” 

Isn’t that what Kraft got busted for?

I used to joke in the late 90s and early 00s they had a machine they could plug mediocre players into and an hour later they’d pop out and play like all stars.

I think I can speak for Baseball fans everywhere when I laugh and point at the Yankees’ misfortunes. Here’s to them getting their butts kicked in the ALDS by the Twins or A’s.

You guys realize we’re writing this ourselves, right? lol

The Midvale School for the Gifted panel will suddenly be about shaming intellectuals.

I had this one hanging in my dorm room throughout college and law school.

Ben Shapiro becomes a lot more cogent if you realize that his parents are right-wing ideologues, who rewarded him early and often for parroting back right-wing ideologue talking points, and went over the moon when he started offering his own rationalizations.

So rather than genuine personality conflict, it sounds like the dispute between Antonio Brown and Ben Roethlisberger was more of a “Tastes Great / Less Filling” type of problem.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE NOW, KAEPERNICK?

I have nothing snarky to say. I’m in absolute awe of these people fighting for their rights in such a smart way and effective way. I really do hope they win....but I’m not holding my breath.