Point Break is better than Die Hard.

I’m so bummed you are stuck in the greys. The people need to know!!!

Damn I miss Brantley. I almost hope he gets a ring from this.

There’s a couple of jokes about cannibalistic tribes, I’m sure there’s something there too.

Smart money’s on the one where the meat truck crashes into a vegetarian diner.

Look at Hong Kong and see what lack of gun ownership does to a country.

Because it’s sports writing and sports writers get bored just reporting on who won and by how much, so they tag a human interest angle on it. That New York Times article Samer linked to on another comment is a prime example.

I was thinking Shadow Moses.

Bobbi Starr was also quite a good Velma

And great, turns out nitrous-oxide actually calms people down when consumed, so now my comment (and The Fast and the Furious) makes no sense. Great way to start the day.

Man, I don’t know what nitrous-oxide you’ve been putting in your coffee lately, but I’m loving it.

Over the river is quicker than through the woods.

Generally, when people are looking at pre-20th century art, there’s a cultural element that draws people to it. People might read Moby Dick because they hear it’s a good book but there’s also a culture in America about Moby Dick that makes someone feel like they should read Moby Dick. The writers at the AV Club are…

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

To build on your point, a lot of those changes to Iron Man and Captain America don’t stand out to me as much because those characters weren’t as absorbed into the pop culture zeitgeist as Spider-Man. Growing up, I’d watched the Spider-Man cartoon from the 90s, seen the Raimi films, read some comics, so I had a fairly…

In this ridiculous disagreement between two multi-billion dollar companies, I’m gonna have to side with the one that makes more good comic book movies than bad, that fully respects the character in question, who actually “gets” Peter Parker and that tied him into a larger, more intricate universe of superheroes.

Old White Guys: First yer upset that I discriminate against black people, latinx people, women, and LGBTQ+ people, but when I try to meet ya half way by discriminating against millennial white men, yer still mad. No pleasing some people! /s

This seems as good an excuse as any to once again enjoy the mash-up of Bartolo Colon’s first home-run and The Natural.

Ha ha! Yeah!

Yeah, got my hopes up for a minute there.