It takes a lot of effort to make the dude in a Redskins jersey the good guy.

“...witnesses say tailgaters who escalated the situation directed racial slurs, specifically the n-word...”

You can see her start to realize this isn’t going her way as soon as he mentions actually having read the article.

White Conservatives: This is the way it is! If you don’t like it, start your own college!

To paraphrase a Christopher Titus quote, 99.99999999% of women are never deserving of the slur “cunt” to the point a man should be popped if he used it towards them.... BUT there is .00000001% of women out there who are absolutely, positively a “cunt”

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

I gotta come back here for one more thing:

A plague on both your houses

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Your dog was a good dog.

That Grandpa email of the week was fucking fantastic.

Here lies the body of all Animal House references. May they Rest In Peace.

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

Could not agree more that this show is overrated. Its huge popularity on the streaming services is baffling and upsetting to me

Taking shots and getting hammered is what got us into this mess, man.

To be fair, it was a perfect triple murder with full layout into five pristine felonious somer-assaults.

A tank and an armored vehicle were brought in to Keeling

You do you, but I don’t touch the harder stuff anymore, myself.