A plague on both your houses

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Disney, Sony, NBCUniversal, they’re all the same.

Here lies the body of all Animal House references. May they Rest In Peace.

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

Could not agree more that this show is overrated. Its huge popularity on the streaming services is baffling and upsetting to me

Taking shots and getting hammered is what got us into this mess, man.

To be fair, it was a perfect triple murder with full layout into five pristine felonious somer-assaults.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

A tank and an armored vehicle were brought in to Keeling

You do you, but I don’t touch the harder stuff anymore, myself.

I think Gina Rodriguez should be a great Velma, but I don’t really understand why they didn’t just get Linda Cardellini

Oh, bother.

Is no one going to mention what looks like an already broken pane of glass in the background? This apparently isn’t the little maniac’s first rodeo.

Test-tasting honey - no. A Test of Honey - yes. Hell yeah, yes.  

Reminds me of the time when I broke my arm playing in a JV game. The next day I came to practice with my arm in a cast. My coach got excited at the prospect of wrapping the cast in a ace bandages so I could use it like a club. Until I explained to him that I was there to clean out my locker, my parents had decided…

Serves him right for showboating.

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…