Truth be told, I was a big Marvel fan when I was a kid circa 1979-1986, and I almost never read Iron Man, Captain America, or Thor.* My faves were generally the X-Men, the FF, and weirdly enough, Power Man and Iron Fist. I was aware of the other characters, I knew about their histories, and I read Avengers fairly…

No, that’s a mine!

So they put an actual sprinter in a fat suit, give him a head start, then once the other guy is tired he just turns on the jets. Not going to lie, that’s pretty good. 

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

When it comes to building solid, lasting relationships with our foreign allies, we put our faith in Blast Hardcheese. 

Deathstalker is okay, but he’s no Ator: The Fighting Eagle.  

Oh duh! MST! I was wondering why Ambassador Slab Bulkhead’s name sounded so familiar!

Redlettermedia have been doing their “Wheel of the Worst” videos on the Deathstalker series, too. They haven’t made it up to the third one, tho.

I found out that weird tidbit a few months back when I rewatched the Deathstalker MST3K episode and did a typical “where are they now?” search on actors involved and found out about her being an ambassador (based on zero qualifications over then Trump loyalty). Bizarre.

Lets face it. Marvel/Disney screwed the pooch setting up Holland’s Spiderman as the successor to RDJ’s Iron Man without having full control of the IP.  And no matter how magically delicious the MCU is, I’m not really going to cheer for any side here. 

Point two: Marvel has come up with an interesting take on Peter Parker that fits into the MCU, but he has as much to do with the character as originally understood as Zack Snyder’s Superman; I kinda see the resemblance, but to say, “Finally, a comic book accurate Peter Parker,” is a stretch.

London was a horrible movie, but it did have a good set piece or two.  They weren’t nearly good enough to make up for the rest though.  It was kind of like seeing a 5$ bill in a toilet bowl full of shit. 

I think this is less about Far From Home making bank and more the fact that both Venom and Spider-verse were successful. Spider-verse even one a fucking Oscar!

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

I know! Just when you think that Trump has taken everything from us, he proves he can take more by putting his stubby, greasy little fingers on Bloodsport. Is nothing sacred?

I’ve made it 33 years on this earth, and for the last 30 of them nobody has ever made me feel guilty for loving Bloodsport until now. Screw you AV Club.

If I came home and found my ex-gfs sitting around drinking MY tea and my wife and daughter are missing, I’d probably first ask them what gives them the right to just take MY TEA.  You couldn’t ask first?  You knew that was the tea that I bought for myself for when I get stressed out, but you just went ahead and took…

A perpetually hungover Mickey Mantle would never have allowed that bat banging shit in his dugout.

“If you’re gonna bang something, have the decency to go do it in the clubhouse, like I did.”