Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

for some reason (empirical evidence) i don’t seem to recall aaron boone pleading himself prostrate when the yankees beat the orioles 14-2 (11-1 after 6 innings)

Well you didn’t think he would have kicked the habit, did you? At least now the shoe is on the other foot, and he’s the one making the jokes. I’m sure the interviewer felt that Rex may have stepped on his toes a little by getting to the punchline first. But he may have been hesitant to engage in shoddy journalism like…

That high-speed high-stepping, though! I loved it. The NCAA definitely would have flagged him for taunting and called the touchdown back.

+tricurious

“How am I supposed to explain two women holding hands to my triathlete children?”

“Do or do not, or there is no triathlon.”

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

How do I get out of there? I’m not an ass, but I just live in the same bad neighborhood as the greys.

Please rescue me from the greys. It’s cold, and the howling from the wild Stoolies is getting closer.

They edited my email and took out the *almost*

it’s kinda surreal being a browns fan right now. like on paper this team doesn’t suck, and the steelers spent their offseason imploding, and the bengals are trash, and the ravens are trying to run a navy offense, like logically, the browns should win the division, and yet, just typing that fills me with such…

Every 13 year old boy during gym class

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

My teammates on the high school cross country squad.  If I never see any of them again, I would have no problem with it.  It’s a shitty thing to do, and Katy Perry is a shitty person for doing it.

Thankfully, this particular situation was quickly defused because one of the officers attending the incident lives in Bugha’s neighbourhood and recognised the teen.

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

Eat at Arby’s.

Hopefully yes, if it was a Prius.