Dat chip eatin’, red coat warin’, orangie bastard! Wae’ll show ‘em nawt tah mess wit Beantawn!

Okay, I’m rusty on my unwritten rules here. Who do the Red Socks throw at now? Machado? Probably Machado.

I love that this is the second comment on this page referencing Greek mythology. What is it about the Browns that make people think about stories of murder, incest, and cruel gods that torture their small, petty worshipers?

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2353-i-was-cop-in-country-with-no-guns-6-startling-truths.html

But then, how do the RCMP approach these situations? Is it similar to how UK police do it? This article from Cracked, where they interviewed a British police officer, offers a less aggressive alternative to the procedure standard in the US (But then, since you use the word constable, you might have come from the…

A lot of it is systematic racism in departments. A lot of it is also how cops are trained to deal with citizens. I think a lot of the time they emphasis during training that they need to be aggressive from the start because it puts people in the back-foot and defensive. But then cops come across almost universally…

Not gonna lie, I kinda just made a quick a joke about a current sports topic and called it a day. It was you guys who took my straw and spun it into gold. That was pretty cool.

This needs more stars dammit.

There it is!

So Samer how do you feel you’d do in a fight with this kid? You’re the expert.

What is this, the Middle Ages? Just play some video games!

That or he wore his pants high. Like, really high. Like, they’re around his neck high.

Man, you know High Pockets did something weird to get that nickname.

Indians’ clubhouse, August 23rd 2017:

600 years ago, 20,000 people going from one country to another was called an invasion. Soccer fans are officially as organized as armies were in the Middle Ages. Wow!

I didn’t see any tiki torches or polo shirts so I think we’re clear.

They aren’t but I have no idea what their goal is. Are they saying racism is good a tradition that needs to be preserved? Are they protesting its place? A year ago I would have assumed the latter but a lot of racists have been coming out lately and if they’re protesting, they need to think of a better logo.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

I’m a shameless homer so i won’t, but a I will admit a Dodgers/Indians World Series is likely to give me a heart-attack.

I agree. It’s part of the natural evolution of sports (and maybe a little bit of help from a chemist but I don’t really care about that).