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Fuck this article. Yea the only way for equality to happen is to let men dominate women’s sports. 

I don’t think comparing a short basketball player to a tall one is the same as comparing sprinters.

Is this the same Antonio Brown from Fox’s smash hit, The Masked Singer? Never heard of him before. 

Manny Machado threw a bat (in the middle of a plate appearance) at the opposing teams third baseman. People don’t like him not because he’s brown, but because he’s a pos

Or you know, if there’s a coaching change, and the new coaches want to revoke your scholarship 

FUCK YOU, JEFF. MY NAME WAS WRITTEN ON THE YOGURT.

This disguised tampering is getting ridiculous. If you want to go to the Chiefs just say it.

I don’t have a joke here. I just came to say I’m a crusty old baseball fan who hates this rule and feels like it’s all gone down hill since the DH.

Well I like it!

Wow thank god he’s alright. They must have needed a really big pair of tweezers for that 

That’s what you get for being really into cycling AND doing it in a circle 

This is obviously someone who had become so comfortable cheating that he became careless. A true cheater would have committed to the cheat, by uncrossing his legs, pulling his pants down, and dropping some real goddamn fart pebbles up in that bitch. 

Omg! Was it Reese With-a-Spoon?

Sorry Deadspin, sweetie. You need to call this story what it is:

Uh, actually if you look at his “8 years of opponents”, nobody comes close to the talent of the 6ers, the bucks, or the raptors this season. Counterpoint: Lebron was luck af to have zero competition when he was there. 

Is anyone under the impression that Toronto would win this series without bully ball defense that is extremely foul heavy and without GSW injuries? I get it, it’s rather asinine because basketball is basketball, but really is ANYONE under the impression that Toronto could beat a HEALTHY warriors? Anyone?

Yea definitely no associations with PEDs or shady PED doctors or anything. Nope. Don’t even google it. THERE DEFINITELY ARENT ANY PED CONNECTIONS, OKAY??? Also funny how the offseason he went “paleo”, Lost 30-40 lbs of muscle, was also the same season they started testing for HGH. He got injured early that season,

Hey Albert. You’re a fucking dickhead. Maybe you shouldn’t write articles speculating about players injuries when you’re a complete fucking hack who’s only “talent” is “blog level snark”. 

And the Toronto crowd goes wild! Yay injuries!