Fuck this article. Yea the only way for equality to happen is to let men dominate women’s sports. 

So you have some form of English or literature degree,  and you choose to open with a statement that disparages people of a certain race? Smart. 

Is this the same Antonio Brown from Fox’s smash hit, The Masked Singer? Never heard of him before. 

Manny Machado threw a bat (in the middle of a plate appearance) at the opposing teams third baseman. People don’t like him not because he’s brown, but because he’s a pos

Or you know, if there’s a coaching change, and the new coaches want to revoke your scholarship 

No

Wow thank god he’s alright. They must have needed a really big pair of tweezers for that 

That’s what you get for being really into cycling AND doing it in a circle 

This is obviously someone who had become so comfortable cheating that he became careless. A true cheater would have committed to the cheat, by uncrossing his legs, pulling his pants down, and dropping some real goddamn fart pebbles up in that bitch. 

Omg! Was it Reese With-a-Spoon?

Sorry Deadspin, sweetie. You need to call this story what it is:

Uh, actually if you look at his “8 years of opponents”, nobody comes close to the talent of the 6ers, the bucks, or the raptors this season. Counterpoint: Lebron was luck af to have zero competition when he was there. 

Yea definitely no associations with PEDs or shady PED doctors or anything. Nope. Don’t even google it. THERE DEFINITELY ARENT ANY PED CONNECTIONS, OKAY??? Also funny how the offseason he went “paleo”, Lost 30-40 lbs of muscle, was also the same season they started testing for HGH. He got injured early that season,…

Hey Albert. You’re a fucking dickhead. Maybe you shouldn’t write articles speculating about players injuries when you’re a complete fucking hack who’s only “talent” is “blog level snark”. 

Wow I looked up Hope Solo’s husbands’ wrap sheet. Dude is a total piece of shit. Rape allegations, multiple assaults. Fuck that guy and fuck Hope Solo, even if she is right here. 

Die on your petty hill, guy. Your take is bad, and thusly, all opinions you have ever rendered should now come into question because you seem like a total dumbass 

Well there’s pretty good video evidence of him trying, soooo

Hmm. I’m beginning to wonder if this great moral arbiter of a head coach, doesn’t give a damn how many abusive/questionable people he fills his coaching staff/roster with, as long as they help him win. There’s really only 2 options to choose from when it comes to Urban Meyer; either these people were obviously fucked…

The difference is in those other sports you have substantial scoring. In soccer, the majority of games seem to finish with 2 goals or less. So yea, please continue to make this boring ass game even less exciting and even less people watch. Solid business plan. Because everyone knows, goals and exciting plays don’t get…

You seem fun. “Fuck goals. Fuck scoring! The game needs to be pure blah blah blah”.