Solving a “problem” while freefalling would be way more badass if the actual problem was your parachute not opening...

They only get upset about something when Fox News tells them too...

Ha, got heem!

Thank you for writing about soccer in a way which doesn’t cause my brain to hemorrhage. Wish other soccer writers would take note...

At least when the CTE kicks in, he won’t remember it

Is there any connection between closeted homosexuality and forcefully shoving something up a kids butt? I’m just wondering if a psychologist would argue that there is some pent up sexual aggression over being gay and unable to express it. What other factors could make someone want to do that to another person?

Just for debate’s sake, would unknowingly saying “pretty” or “cute” cheerleader instead of “hot” made any difference? Or would it had been just as creepy? Does the word “hot” connotate a more sexual meaning? Is intentionally calling an underage girl pretty or cute in a nonsexual way also innapropriate? I don’t have a…

The guy pushing him out the door seems so cool

To any potential future Volunteers- take this as a warning and do NOT take up the privilege of being recruited and lied to by Tennessee coaches.

So really what it comes down to, is that Joe Morgan doesn’t want his perceived position of power, which comes from the hall of fame, to be diluted by players who probably deserve a plaque more than he does. All this hypocritical posturing about drugs and morality from Morgan is really him just wanting to remain…

Well now I have to form a strong opinion of dislike for someone I never gave two shits about before. A selfie in an elevator declaring it “abuse free” and the guy was kicked out of college for assaulting a woman? MTV should have fired him for his stupid-ass insensitive selfie combined with his past assault of a woman.…

Believe it or not, after the first couple days of adapting to the diet, you are full of a cleaner and mentally sharper energy. It feels weird stuffing your face with these fatty foods, but you actually never have a carb/insulin crash after a meal. You feel the exact same all day, no low energy moments, even after you…

The funniest thing about this is that there’s 100x more evidence to suspend zeke than there ever was to suspend Brady- whose 4 game suspension (over a goddamn phone lol) Jerry was soooooo stoked on. Eat shit Jerry. Actually go eat that shitty Papa John’s pizza while youfuck yourself with the American flag.

Am I the only one who reads Billy’s articles and thinks they read like a high school kid who was 500 words short on a 1000 word essay? Commas and run on sentences are cool sometimes, but Not. Every. Fucking. Sentence. It’s already hard enough reading the word, “suck” 10 times in article by a “professional” writer,…

Why would post an interesting picture like that and completely neglect to inform the readers of what it is? Lame AF

Never forget, Eli manning was a whiny bitch who refused to be drafted by the chargers. But I guess it makes sense, they never fielded a defensive line capable of handing the Make-A-Wish kid 2 super bowl trophies. Eli manning was/is and always will be trash. Go back and watch any playoff win on the road to a super…

Yea let’s destroy the man’s character based on zero evidence

Is that the Barstool pizza guy?

Actually it just paints the NFL as extremely manipulative of the media. First, they intentionally released false data pertaining to the footballs. Saying they were 2 psi below regulation, when in reality it was 1 psi and fell within scientific law. It took them WEEKS to ever correct that piece of information, so it…

Lol this guy. If you had actually, I dunno, read the report instead of the little quotes the media picked from it, maybe you would understand that;