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“starts with ‘J’ and rhymes with ‘Thumper’”

This article was too self congratulating to be taken seriously. “Who cares that the Astros actually won the World Series, what matters is that WE predicted it.”

Of course he doesn’t NEED to talk about the UFC and fighting, but to be honest, if you’re trying to build a “brand” and gain viewers, the best way might be to talk about what everyone wants to hear you talk about. The only reason I would ever stream this guy is if maybe, every once in a while, he tells a UFC story or

FORCED SEGREGATION ENDS RACISM, PEOPLE!!

This statement is essentially saying, “Why should I give two shits about making racist people less racist”. If it’s no time about that, well at least the choir is loving what the preacher is preaching

Forcing white people to move to the back in the name of “equality” sounds a lot like you’re doing it wrong. The intention doesn’t really matter if becomes something the other side can (in this case, already has) spin your argument against you. Telling white people to go to the back because they don’t matter as much,

Social pressure can be considered a tool of force. Look at fraternity hazing, nobody is “forced” to drink lethal amounts of alcohol, but the level of social coercion definitely amounts to making it very difficult to oppose the social rule. Social coercion, legally, can be defined as “force”.

It’s alright man, everyone is SO sure on brady’s deflategate guilt that it becomes incredibly tiresome to debate ignorance sometimes. Everybody’s an experts on why Brady cheated and yet they really know nothing behind the “facts” of the case. “Destroyed cellphone” becomes everybody’s battle cry for guilt and they

Lol so you don’t have a password on your cellphone? It should be noted that before the Brady thing, the league never even had the power to ask for a players cellphone. And there was no such thing as “punishment for interfering with an investigation against yourself”. But the league ran out of any evidence against

Why does every sentence need to say too much...

Your take is bad.

Dear Purdue,

The dude’s a professional athlete at the age of 18. His one mistake isn’t some sob story and does he really need a “pep talk”? I don’t understand this mentality that when monumentally successful people screw up or have a bad day, they need a pity party from the masses. Boo fucking hoo. Go out tomorrow and play your

Yup. No crime happens on the border. Your viewpoint is essentially, everyone on the other side of this issue is psychotic, racist, and thinks Isis is the biggest threat on the Mexican border. Border crime? What border crime?

Well, I usually try to refrain from calling people an idiot on the internet, but your argument is essentially, “This guy is imagining the violence on his property. Drug runners would never be violent.” Like, bruh. Really? Bruh? Your stupid ass argument really just proved my point. Or maybe you’re just completely

As much as we love to demonize every person who doesnt agree that illegal immigration is a good thing, we still have to understand and address their biggest concerns. It’s obvious that much of this man’s twisted sense of view on immigrants is based on traumatizing experiences he’s had. I don’t believe there are any

Yea, seeing his dog skinned alive seemes chill. I can’t for the life of me understand how such a traumatic experience might give someone a distorted sense of perspective...

I don’t understand what this article is trying to say, but here’s my best interpretation, “Hey Aaron Rodgers just got hurt. He is a good player. A lot of good players get hurt in the NFL. We try to make it safer, but because it’s football, it can never be completely safe. Anyway, football.”

Alternative headline: “Sexual Predator of Children Gives Bad Take on Sexual Predator of Women”

While I understand your predilection for wanting to stay away from someone like Harvey Weinstein, perhaps it is time, we as a society, begin to confront these abominations of sexual deviency.