SOMEONE CALL SAM BARSANTI TO CHANGE THE LETTER GRADE

Oh no. Not twitter.

I always confuse Dastmalchian with Patrick Fischler. I could’ve sworn it was him in the Mulholland Drive scene at the diner with the dumpster monster.

Thankfully, the concept, that people misspell “Skechers” (true) and repeated use of “T in these Skechers” is far too specific and weird to ignore.

So combining the Google translate versions of the O Globo article with my very limited SpanPortuguese :

This is distracting from the real issue, which is that according to a credible rumour I’ve heard, Moriarty is the descendant of Sherlock Holmes’ adversary and is continuing the work of his criminal empire.

The rumor I read is that the original plan was that Foggy and Karen would have been murdered off-screen and the season would deal with Matt coming to terms with it and becoming Daredevil again. And holy shit, I can’t believe someone had to review a professional writer’s script and tell that what a terrible idea that…

Nah, bagels suck for sandwiches...they don’t hold fillings well.

I didn’t even know they gave out DUI awards!

This is the worst such incident since the “Brando has dank balls” fiasco of 1959!

The big twist is we find out the Xenomorph originated in the deadliest place in the universe: rural Minnesota.

“Actors kept thanking a non-existent body at the Golden Globes”

It is moments like this where I learn that I just cannot stay mad at the internet.

The headline should really be “Global Pandemic Made Cameo Frustrating and Disappointing to Film.”

You do realize that there is a middle ground between “everything Marvel does is amazing” and “there’s some superhero fatigue so everything Marvel makes is an unsalvageable mess,” right? Yes, recently some things have been underwhelming (Quantumania, Secret Invasion), and some have underperformed (The Marvels), but…

He really wants to focus on his leatherworking business, David Pierce Hide. 

Admittedly knowing very little about him, he strikes me as the kind of person who would prefer to do work that interests him over money he doesn’t need. Given that he was making about $1M per episode, I’m gonna guess he doesn’t need anymore money.

Isn’t this like, textbook emotional abuse? The instant your partner seems to have a credible complaint about your behavior that someone might sympathise with, pivot immediately to suddenly crashing self-esteem and threats to kill yourself?

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