Been there, Dune that.

This didn’t stop Leonard Pierce from reviewing the book and giving it a B+.

Just terrible. My father died the same way

Hey, it’s Larry David Carradine

The song isn’t called “Mo’ Money, Less Problems”

If they include TV, then Oberyn Martell’s death in Game of Thrones would be at the top.

Something like this

Not with that hair, Becky.

My wife’s parents kept all her toys, which they gave back to us as my daughter was old enough to play with toys. We have a bin full of these guys, as well as halloween themed ones. The paint is chipped or rubbed off on most of them, so it’s not like they’re worth anything.

Pennywise takes care of him early on in the film, so it’s okay to have forgotten.

Oh hell, Give me the god damn korok seed

In high school, the annex cafeteria (small cafeteria in the second building) had wrapped to-go sandwiches, with one of them being a BLT. I grabbed that and sat down to eat, only to find out it was Bread, Lettuce, and Tomato.

It doesn’t drink like a beer. It’s basically an amaro or liqueur at this ABV. Think of it as something you would sip after a meal. 

And thanks to Kurt Russel in Vanilla Sky, I always default to existential questions or identity crises with his “I’m real” delivery.

Is The Call still available?

I have no idea if it holds true (because I’ve never actually seen Crossroads), but I remember saying it looks like a newer version of “To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar” but with uglier women.

I listened to the clips above. Bono didn’t sound good from any seat.

FTFY:
But religious closeted gay conservatives are somehow convinced one frame of gayness will magically turn their straight kids gay.