“Do you know who I am?”

Man her voter base is going to crucify her for this. Going to a musical, what was she thinking?

At least her new guy didn’t expose his wiener to a group of underaged girls at a bowling alley like her ex-husband. Progress, not perfection. 

“I hope you’re never in the fucking position I’m in.”

That position being, refusing to protect yourself and others from a deadly pandemic, at the expense of your career, and then acting like YOU’RE the victim?

Thankfully, I will never be in the fucking position you’re in.

Thank God someone thought of the children and made all these fairy tale characters public domain. What a hero. Now we’re finally free to use Snow White and the Big Bad Wolf as characters in our own works.

What We Do In The Shadows is on regular FX. All of FX, FXX and Freeform’s programming is on Hulu the next day.

Quick-and-easy version...canned crescent roll dough, roll in mozz and peperoni, bake. Perfect for when you need an app RIGHT NOW and still pretty darn good. Yes, not as good as making your own dough and doing it right...but in a pinch it works. 

“Gandalf did not smoke marijuana; “pipe-weed” is just another term for tobacco. He did, however, do a bunch of meth.”

How in the hell did you leave a comment on Kinja without  having access to the internet?

Seeing as how he’s 47 now, I think they will still be able to call it “That 70s Show”

2 rapes? absolutely

Fucking hell. Had to look up what that was. Can’t believe he took part in something as nefarious as this:

30 years? He’s going to be locked almost as long as Shelley Miscavige.

braaaaiiinnnsh

She said she didn’t think camera shots that spin around in a circle look cool.

Draco was actually sired by that giant spider

I have much less of an issue with people using the self checkout kiosks than I do with the kiosks themselves. “Please place item in bagging area” when I’ve already placed the item in the bagging area or “unknown item in bagging area” because I accidentally tapped the scale while reaching for a bag…shut the fuck up and…

PSA: If you catch any of the AMC+ programming on HBO and think about subscribing, wait until Black Friday or Christmas/New Years. For the past few years they’ve always run specials where it’s like $24 for the year.

I’d place Big Fish much higher, especially over Dark Shadows. Yeh, it’s corny at times, but also kinda delightful and the episodic nature of it works well...