New England fans heading to the first Pats game loaded up on Dunkin Spiked.

Updated intro: “Now sans Albert Alarr’s ass... these are The Days of Our Lives”

“So the Westerosi learned to function as a society, and eventually they were ruled by...oh, let’s say Bran.”

You do realize Nightmare Alley (2021)  is a remake of the 1947 movie, itself based on the novel, right? I don’t think it needed to be remade, but given that so many movies since have copied it, it’s a bit unfair to call the story predictable.

I can't wait until they finally adapt Galaxy's Edge into a franchise.

Yo homie! Is that my briefcase?

You’re an otter. Wearing a suit.

How dare she!
Why isn’t she at home making petrol bombs and riot shields?

All lines look pretty similar according to Senior AV Club Writer Can Darcamti

Whelp, sounds like someone’s headed back to the Jonathan Minors

I hear they’re even better when you’re dead.

In a show of good faith, Zaslav has agreed to air several episodes of Fixer Upper in black & white.

I’M A GOD, I TELL YOU! A GOD- ack.

Be glad it did. Any more and it would have been a slideshow.

I thought it was a review of the new series. LOL Set up was great and then it just ends as if gets started. 

And that first point is “Marvel does a lot of re-shoots”. Does Secret Invasion... not? Did they get most of it the first time through? Or do they do re-shoots on everything *since* Dark World?

Apple+? Sam's just trolling us now, right?

It is, but something like The Children’s Hour wouldn’t be relevant to a slasher movie.

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS JUST A RECIPE FOR SOUP