At least each of those 23 million people can tell you what they want. What they really, really want.

Thay is some shitty service for equally shitty food. If you were here in the northeast, I’d say just walk the 1 block and go to the next one.

The key is to replace the dairy with pure egg whites. Go ahead and make that Ramos gin fizz cappuccino you’ve always wanted.

I still like to think of the sandwich example as taxonomy. Is a hot dog a sandwich? Yes. Hot dog is a species, with the term sandwich being a genus or family. What about a sub/grinder/hoagie? Sure. It’s another species.

If toes paid out more, insurance companies wouldn’t be able to foot the bill.

They’ve been warned against that sort of thing in the past.

It’s a donkey-cat.

I’ll tell you what it’s not doing. Panicking. 

It’d have preferred a non-meet cute, where the two never meet.

Very much so! Easy to make yourself too. I use it often in grain salads, or in salad dressing to go on leafy green salads. If it’s going in a pan, I add it at the end, as the more it cooks, the more the flavor dissipates.

Mmmm. Can’t wait to make a broodwich.

I guess this again brings up what’s defined as a condiment, as a previous article here asked. Are we talking just sauces?

If watching Mad Men taught me anything, it’s that every successful pitch is created out of desperation.

So, she literally didn’t make it.

Rules of the show says that she now owes them $23, 291. It’s a risky show. Lots of post-credits suicide. 

Pizzazz was great. A decade ago, my roommate had one and we’d make pizza once a week. I think the best one we came up with was a shrimp scampi pizza.

But that above image doesn’t look “not good”. It looks pretty great. But it’s just not a pizza. Call it a flatbread, a flameekuche, or a lahmejune. It’s just not a traditional pizza.
If you were to cook a standard pie with tomato sauce and cheese, and just threw some grapes on there, then yeah, that sounds awful. 

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I can’t bring myself to have one as a meal, so I won’t make a traditional sandwich with it.