Being pedantic just because...

Alternately, she is the Rat Queen, and you should bow in awe and respect.

Unless you’re a 2nd generation Argentinian, no one’s Abuelita looks like that.

Do you have any pictures of the full sandwich? I know it’ll really just look like a loaf of bread, but I’m wondering if there was any coloration because of the filling, if you could tell where the separate compartments were, or if the structure remained fine. 

Here’s a cape cod house made from salted cod. 

deciding on the fly what to have for dinner that night.

Wagyu beef is so pricey because it’s highly marbled and has lots of flavorful fat. So, of course, grinding it up to make patties makes perfect sense. It’s a fantastic way to completely ruin the whole point of it. If you just want a fattier burger, you can do that separately. 

The common misconception is that this meat house needs to have inner space. No, my friend. Just start with a block of meat and accessorize from there. 

What about just the term “pud”

Well, I’m sure there’ll be some uproar gainst Riz once they hear of it.

Cazzie is the shortened version of the name Cazazel.

Everything was so glossy. It was awful.

Pish posh. That’s poppycock. Cheerio!

We completely did away with the all-purpose junk drawers we had in the house. Now they’re broken up into multiple junk drawers. The kitchen drawers are for things we would use in the kitchen, even if not immediately apparent (like baker’s twine, permanent markers, and chalk markers for the chalk wall we have, used…

I completely forgot about the drawer in the nightstand next to my side of the bed. Good lord, I do not go in there, nor do I dare try to organize it. There’s canadian money and euros, my checkbook, passport, and then it’s full of old highschool pictures, I thin kthere’s some Marvel Flair cards from the 90's, a $100…

We completely did away with the all-purpose junk drawers we had in the house. Now they’re broken up into multiple junk drawers. The kitchen drawers are for things we would use in the kitchen, even if not immediately apparent (like baker’s twine, permanent markers, and chalk markers for the chalk wall we have, used…

If I’m going to consume raw sewage, I demand it come from a black sarcophagus

At the start of the pandemic I was doing grocery runs once every 2 weeks and going on weekdays, either at 10am or around 2pm. It avoids the lunch crowd that tends to pack the deli counter. I’ve also switched to once a week shopping, so I’m not getting $300 of groceries at a time and spending longer perusing the…

These are very crying times we’re living in right now.