Nope, Batman & Robin. Gotta be.

I've seen soooo many shitty movies that it would be hard to narrow it down. American Reunion maybe? The Replacements?

Happy MST3K day everyone

She falls down a well, her eyes go crossed; she gets kicked by a mule, they go back. I don't know.

pssht, what kinda party IS this?

…It was my understanding there would be no math.

I think the pace of baseball is a feature, not a bug.

I hate when people bitch about baseball being boring and go on and on about how the NFL is so great. Meanwhile in the NFL: Touchdown-commercial break-extra point-commercial break-kickoff-commercial break-one play and an official review-commercial break.

Well, the mask does make him look like a fat, bloated idiot so…good job?

Man, his wife died of cancer also. Best wishes to his family

"It might take some time, but I'm confident that President Trump will return my coal mining job any time now."
*four years later*
"Any…time…now"

The post-game show is brought to you by… [searches through his papers] Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it!

He truly was a visionary.

I'm Shawn O'Neill!
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no relation

SHE MAKES MY WEENIE HARD

This is hilarious. "I could totally prove you wrong, but *nerdy, whiny voice* I don't wanna!"

Holy shit this made me laugh so hard

All I remember about Y2K is that I was a senior in high school, we partied at my girlfriend's house, she flashed my best friend and I got really mad about it. Pretty sure I puked up a lot of vodka that night too.

But that's a benzo without all the cool stuff like sunroof, heated seats, backup camera, wheels…

Spicy chicken sammich is off the hook