No, you’re misguided. The end of the movie would have been SOOOOO much better if instead of all of the police officers spitting (indicating that they too had kissed/hooked up with Einhorn) they all in unison chanted “we support your decision to make this change in your life!”

spoiler alert: some men don’t like men

LOOKIT THAT DEAD DOLPHIN’S DICK. HE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED. MANATEES.

Call me old-fashioned, but if I’m getting together with a girl then I demand to know before-hand if she has a dick.

Shepard’s list of playoff losses, for those curious but too lazy to do the math, comes out to a combined 221-37 and an average defeat of 31.6-5.3

Dirty Sanchez.

Nice! Cabrera actually showed some decent form with those jabs. Almost like he had a little boxing training when he was a kid. Usually you see these dumbasses throw wild haymakers. I mean, he went for the “slap” after he connected a few times, but he really had some intent with that first little poke. And Romine…

The McGregor/Mayweather fight will be half as interesting as this.

Nah. That’s butthole son.

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.

Hooray! Xanderpuss made the transition!

I’ve already seen him around, but he’s mostly oiling up for the weekend.

He did.

This will be awesome for people who don’t have Hulu.

In, my day, you know?

This is a straightforward comment, nothing could possibly be hidden in it.

Unless I’m mistaken, I think there’s a level of truth to what you’re saying.

Whenever she started saying stuff I disagree with? OK, it’s not a perfect system.