But…but Pepsi is the choice of a new generation!

Don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock

I bought two bottles at my local co-op Saturday and it came to 14 bucks. The cashier was like "Wait a second, I messed up, this can't be right." I had to assure him that, yes, it was correct, each of those are seven dollars.

for what it's worth, i actually think you seem like a pretty level headed person. after the election, people seem to be of a mindset that if you aren't a super leftist then you're just a Trumper racist.

I aint fartin' on no snare drum

He's been studying under John Malkovich.

Does anyone remember that "Princess and the Homeboy" sketch?

That's an awful lot of talking during the movie

They're afraid of her

Yeah, but the format isn't all jacked up like this at least.

AVClub After Dark!

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO CAPTAIN POSITIVE, AV CLUB! HE CAN'T EVEN MUSTER UP THE STRENGTH FOR POSITIVITY ANY MORE!

What in the holy fuck is going on with the comments/page layout?

Get a brain! Morans.

Whoops, should've scrolled down before making that same joke.

See what happens when women take the day off?

I think it's the Pope that does that.

This guy gets it

I mean, technically we're all dying a little every day…

We fucked it up but good!