I don't know why, but the only thing that has really made me feel better since Tuesday has been listening to Fugazi. Can't explain it but it makes me feel a little more at peace.

Yeah given we have sports teams called Redskins and the recent World Series losers have an incredibly racist caricature as their masoct.

This is the only correct answer

As I said above they brought up Kris Bryant, Kyle Hendricks, Javier Baez, Willson Contreras, Kyle Schwarber, Addison Russell, CJ Edwards all from their minor league system, plus Rizzo has been with the club since they were terrible.

C'mon. They brought up Kris Bryant, Kyle Hendricks, Javier Baez, Willson Contreras, Kyle Schwarber, Addison Russell, CJ Edwards all from their minor league system, plus Rizzo has been with the club since they were terrible. They might have paid a few free agents to come to down, but the '00 era Yankees they aint

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yep, thats it! i'm bad with years

That is hands down my favorite moment from any Comedy Central roast. The crowd is so confused and then guys like Giraldo are losing it on the dais.

That's amazing. I was lucky enough to see him do stand up during the New York Comedy Festival like 4 years ago. I don't get into this sentimental shit much, but seeing Norm MacDonald for the first time on SNL as a 14-15 year old changed my life. Probably the only artist I would ever say that about.

With hands that small, I'm assuming he only successfully grabs pussy about one out of every four attempts

Mother of God, what disgusting people

"afoot" I see what you did there.

Bill Cosby: still inspiring

So four out of five dentists?

"Sorry man, nothing til I can go home for fall break"

Things look bigger when I'm wearing my contacts versus wearing glasses. Needless to say, I only masturbate while wearing contacts.

Mostly the oxy thing. Turning housewives into junkies.

My guess is that he is preparing but members of his camp are issuing statements saying he isn't so that when he gets shown up badly they can say it was just because he didn't do his homework.

Dammit, came here to post that. Oh well.
I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof
Now get your big ass in the pollin' booth.

I try not to let things bother me too much and remember that everyone is entitled to their opinion and to cast their own vote. This election cycle has made me seriously depressed and very, very angry with my own friends and family. I don't know if I can make it through October without going into a mental hospital.