Yeah I read that yesterday and it immediately put me in a bad mood. We just have to believe the likelihood that DT will do and say many terrible things over the next month and a half to convince "RINOs" (I hate that term)/Independents to vote Clinton.

I love you

Whoa, I was going to leave almost the exact same comment right down to not judging a book by its cover. Niiiiiice.

Nothing satisfies my hunger like Hormel's New Thin-Sliced Bacon! I'm always sure to wash it down with an EXTREME but delicious Mountain Dew Baja Blast! DO THE DEW!

It's cool though. His friends call him HoJu

You just perfectly summed up b&w/digital issue. Kudos.

We Cool? was my favorite release of 2015. Can't wait for Worry.

That's the money line. Don't forget, it was "good, fresh milk" that belongs in the sewer.

*shakes fist* Univision!!

It blows my mind that people think that all horrific acts of racism only exist in a bubble from Tennessee and below

#crushitlikequint

The 7th inning stretch is meant for one thing and one thing only: a recording of a slightly drunk Harry Caray singing Take Me Out To The Ballgame over the loudspeakers.

It works well. You go to church first to get pre-forgiven for all the drinking and swearing you'll do during the football games later in the day.

Things are so bad in the military that they're selling the naming rights to corporate sponsors. I'm considering enlisting into the Playtex Navy

I'll forever defend TO autographing the ball though. That was pretty cool.

mark ass marks, trick ass marks, punk bitches, skip skap skanks and scallywags, hoes, heifers, hee haws and hoola-hoops.

That depends on what type of women you're trying to meet

Wow, even my shitty town where nothing cool like this ever happens is hosting a screening

SedaGIVE?!?!

My buddy used to complain that he could never get a girlfriend. I was like, maybe don't wear that Spider-Man t shirt every time you go out, cut your chin pubes down to a reasonable length and get a real haircut instead of just cutting it yourself using a 1 guard on an electric trimmer. It's not super hard.