Let's face it, it was just something that rhymed.

Welp, it's official: I am an old.

So if the Cubs win the WS, then the world will end? Hmmm……..worth it.

The sad thing is that most of these guys are fatass, neckbearded nerds. They're the very definition of "beta". If you can actually go out and get laid, you probably aren't spending a ton of time on Reddit insulting other people.

ahhhhh, co-signed on the randomly browsing/never selecting. it's even worse if i'm stoned. or i'll start something for like 20 minutes then go browse again.

I would literally wipe my mouth with my napkin, stand up from the table, straighten my shirt and walk out without saying a word.

Havlicek stole the ball! Havlicek stole the ball!

"Post-game report brought to you by…I can't find it…the hell with it"

Harry MF-ing Caray. A guy who even his weaknesses as a broadcaster were endearing. Part of why we loved him was the fact that he'd do things like slur a little after one too many Budweisers or pronounce Ryan Klesko as Ryan Kelso. Cubs Win!

Maybe I'm just an old soul? I was born in 82 so considered a Millennial by many though I don't think of myself as one. I didn't have internet until I was probably 15/16, I didn't have a cell phone til college and I didnt have one with Internet access until I was like 23 or so. I just bought The Hit on Criterion DVD…

"I'd like to cite Hogan v Gawker…"

Watch someone get a haircut, Internet. Fucking thrilling

Does he say spoon? I hope he says spoon.

Well sure, but outside of all these valid examples I've been shown, has there ever been a fan theory which turned out to be correct?

Nice. I've always wanted to see The Pusher movies.

Has there ever been a fan theory which turned out to be correct?

"Dip is a great way to replace smoking"
"Says who?"
"Skoal. Most of them. All of them."

Dad is great…gives us chocolate cake

ol' Smootchie Wallace is very prolific.

But what of the Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo?