They both have great style…

It's nice to see O'Neal is a fan of AVC After Dark

Where's MLA? She on vacation or something?

You shut your dirty mouth! That's all I have to hold onto in this fvcked up world!

And harassed her afterwards.
"But he was acquitted!"
Ok. So I'll talk shit about him because he's a terrible person, not a convicted rapist. That better?

Counterpoint: Deadspin articles are hilarious.

Maybe Ashley Feinberg can find a home here at AVC. She's funny and snarky.

I mean I wouldn't mind seeing Magary, Marchman or Burneko writing here…

I mean, I like both of them. Can we have O'Neal and Magary both write on the same site? That would be neat.

So, is AVC like an eskimo brother with Deadspin now?

The greatest Royal Rumble ever

"Baby, last week when we were at that Das EFX concert, I riggity realized I liggity loved you."

That is the first cassette I remember buying/having that wasn't a hand me down from my parents. My aunt used to give me a lot of 50's rock comps. The Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II soundtracks I remember. Of course MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice.

DON'T TOUCH ME!

I was under that impression also. Plus the use of the term 8 ball GENERALLY refers to cocaine.

I thought they were freebasing coke. Not to get all pedantic about television drug use or anything.

I'm Beastmaster. From the movie Beastmaster.

Slut Bunwalla is, empirically, the funniest of those names.

Hm.
Interesting.

I can't see the words "Beach Goth Festival" without imagining a bunch of pale, mascara-ed, skinny kids dressed in all black setting around being miserable by the ocean on a lovely, sun-filled day.