Nay! Nay I say!

Psshhtt, bowling shirts, Airwalks, those little ball bearing necklace thingies and really hard, spiked gelled hair.

ACK!

It wouldn't be prudent to rage right now, but come June 1st…(shakes fist menacingly)

Nothing screams "Fighting the political machine" like a website with a countdown clock

Friggin turd

"What do YOU have against bass players?"
Thats some good stuff.

So the milk spraying WASN'T the weird part? I'm going to the wrong Vietnamese strip clubs.

Yes, because the only options in life are Taco Bell or hipster gastro pub.

Saw a dude with an undercut as well as a manbun and he was vaping. If only he had had a Trump for President shirt on…

Now here's a good job internet I can get behind. Cool stuff.

Those really were the halcyon McDonalds days. I had all 4 Alf puppets

Really pointless and stupid job, internet.

This is a lot like when I celebrate Christmas by hiding painted eggs and eating big chocolate rabbits.

"My name is zetes and I'm here to say/I like singing in a major way"

Yeah Lock'n or Floydfest is the correct answer.

Nonsense. The premier music festival in Virginia is clearly Floydfest
www.floydfest.com

Can you blow me where the Pampers is?
*I know this doesn't relate to the thread at hand, but I can't pass up an opportunity to say that.

Mine would be when Star Wars was re-released in the 90s. I wasn't alive when the first one came out, but being able to see it on the big screen meant a lot even though it was the shitty Special Edition. My dad is a huge Star Wars fan and my whole family went. Dad is the opposite of what you would expect from a Star…

He has just made a lot of Star Wars fans very Mads